Dina Smirnoff
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Biography

It’s a good thing Dina Smirnoff is named after a vodka brand: her beauty is intoxicating, and there’s a good chance you’ll feel drunk when you watch her. This raven-haired hottie only has one film credit on her acting resume, but it’s a good one. She plays a character with the totally awesome name of Athena Cockburn, appropriately named since that’s what she does in the movie. She’s a goddess, and she burns through cocks like nobody’s business. What is this film, you ask? Why, it’s The Wonderpill (2015), the story of a woman (that’s Dina!) who suffers from migraines. Her dastardly boyfriend doesn’t like the no-sex headache rule, so he gives her a fake pill, with the side effect of an overactive libido. It’s a lot of fun, until she becomes insatiable (hence, the burning cock). The independent film doesn’t have an official rating, but if it did, it would probably only be R. Sure, there’s sex, but nothing that would be exclusive to late-night Showtime circa 1990. You don’t even get to see Dina fully naked, despite all her sexcapades. What you do get to see is flashes of her dynamic duo (actually only one of them) while she wears an unbuttoned shirt and rides her guy in the kitchen; he’s trying to eat, but she will not be denied. There are also plenty of opportunities to see the 5’5” hottie’s ripe rump, as her favorite type of panties in the film seem to be the cheeky kind that reveal the bottom half or her ass (lucky us!). On the personal side, Mr. Skin has found out Dina speaks Russian, and is certified with The Society of American Fight Directors—which means she can fight on screen. Tough and sweet!